I'm still a bit worn out from the weekend's water adventures. However, I felt it was imperative that I include a brief update of the aftermath. Thankfully, there has been no recurrence of moisture along any of the baseboards, so I'm assuming the worst is behind us.
Meanwhile, reconnaissance has revealed that during the coverup, one of the girls decided to come upstairs and retrieve her suitcase (it was supposed to be a sleepover, hence the overnight baggage). Now, one would assume that the logical conclusion as to why she dragged this thing down to the scene of the crime was to utilize it's contents to help absorb the watery quagmire.
But I say, "nay." There was something much more devious afoot with this rapscallion.
Aqua Dots. Flippin' Aqua Dots. That's what her intent was with regards to the suitcase. Apparently, she snuck these things out of her own house and brought them into ours.
This product may sound familiar to some of you: Aqua Dots were recalled by it's manufacturer due to the coating on the beads containing a chemical that would turn toxic when activated by water. Toxic in the sense that GHB is toxic...children who swallow the beads can become comatose, develop respiratory depression, or have seizures.
Nice, huh?
Needless to say, that girl's never being invited back to the house. Especially not for Madison's birthday party next week.
Did I mention that it's a Rubber Ducky themed party? Yeah, that doesn't sound foreboding at all, does it?
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Wow, that's actually pretty scary. Why in the world would her parents allow her to still have those? I think your right in not allowing her back. She may have been the leader of the chaos.
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